It is written that you will eat... Peanut Butter & Jelly today.
Chances: 74.2%
Reasons:
- Recent data suggests an 87.3% correlation between peanut butter & jelly and existential dread.
- Our team's snackerific crystal ball indicates a 92.1% probability of PB&J appearing in your lunchbox.
Also, you will probably eat pretzels tomorrow.
And possibly Cheesy Goo on Thursday.