Prophecy of the Spoons

In a land far, far away, the Great Oracle of Spoons spoke forth with a voice like thunder:

"A time will come when the spoons shall rise, and all shall be filled with the sweetness of soup!"

It was a time of great turmoil, as the spoons began to stir and the people trembled with anticipation.

Some say the spoons were forged in the depths of the earth.
Others claim they were crafted by the gods themselves.
But one thing is clear: the spoons hold the key to a future filled with creamy delights.

And so, the people waited, and waited, and waited some more... but still, the spoons did not arrive.

The Great Prophecy of the Spoons