The Great Sock Prophecy: A Tale of Lost Socks

It is written that one day, the Sock of Destiny will be reunited with its mate.

But until that day, we must endure the trials of Sock-Hoarding:

• Buying Socks by the dozen
• Hoarding Socks in the dark of night
• Never wearing Socks that are not exactly 14% off-the-shoulder