Here, we study the art of hoarding socks, not just any socks, but the ones that whisper sweet nothings in the dead of night, the ones that hold the secrets of the universe in their laces, and the ones that make you question the fabric of reality.
We have developed a protocol to deal with this phenomenon, the Sock Puppeteer's Guide to Sock Hoarding (SPG-SH). It's a comprehensive guide to understanding, collecting, and controlling the sock hoarder within.