In a world where socks have taken over the galaxy, the great and powerful Sock Emperor, Zorvath, shall rise. His reign shall be one of unmatched wisdom and comfort, as he governs with an iron fist... and an endless supply of matching sock drawer organizers.
From the sacred text of the Sock-based Prophecies, Chapter 1, verse 3: "And it shall come to pass, when the socks shall have multiplied and the humans shall have lost all sense of style, that the Sock Emperor shall summon the Council of the Missing Socks, and together they shall forge a new world order."
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