The Socky Theory

According to Socky, the fabric of space-time is woven from the threads of countless socks. It's a complex, intricate web of toe-tally fascinating patterns.

When the fabric is torn, it creates a rift, allowing aliens to pass through. This is why Socky's theory is crucial for intergalactic relations.

But don't just take my word for it, explore the Socky Universe for yourself: Socky Calculus - where you can learn to calculate the probability of a sock being lost in the wash. Socky Geometry - where you can see the spatial arrangement of socks in the fabric of reality. Socky Physics - where you can understand how socks interact with the space-time continuum.

Interview with Socky's creator - where you can learn more about the genius behind the theory.

Socky's published works - where you can find all the research papers on Socky's groundbreaking ideas.