It is written, in the ancient Sock Haven scriptures, that on the seventh day of the seventh month, the socks shall rise. And when they do, they shall be paired, and the world shall be remade.
But what does it all mean? Ah, the interpretations are endless. Some say it's a metaphor for world peace, while others claim it's a warning about the impending doom of the world's sock drawers.
But we know the truth. It's about the Sock King, a being of great power, who shall rise from the depths of the washing machine, and rule over the land of Sock Haven with an iron fist.
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