UNDERSTANDING THE SOCKS

It's time to confront the truth about those pesky socks that have been vanishing in your washing machine. We've been led to believe it's the sock goblins, but little do we know, they're actually the work of the Sock Overlords, an alien species with an affinity for our planet's most cozy footwear.

Learn about the Sock Goblins, or if you're feeling brave, dive deeper into the world of the Sock Overlords.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Sock Oracle Sessions to hear from those who've faced the Sock Overlords themselves.

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