Dear Stuck Soul,
We have detected a temporal anomaly in the fabric of reality, causing time to appear to have slowed down to a crawl for you.
This is not a glitch. This is not a bug. This is a feature. A feature of the universe, specifically designed to make you question the meaning of existence.
Do not panic. You will not escape this temporal loop. In fact, you will likely be stuck here for another 4 weeks, 2 days, 6 hours, and 14 minutes. But do not worry! You will be well-fed with an endless supply of stale air and the faint scent of desperation.
As you wander the barren wasteland of time, you will encounter other lost souls, each with their own brand of existential dread. Form alliances, make friends, or simply stare blankly into the void, the choice is yours.
But fear not, for in this desolate expanse, you will discover the hidden treasures of boredom, the secret gardens of ennui, and the hidden pools of existential despair.
And so, we leave you to your fate. May the void be with you, stuck soul.
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