The Future is Written, But Not Always Correct

A Repository of Prophecies, Some of Which Are Probably Wrong

Here is a list of prophecies, some of which are probably wrong, but still kind of cool:

• The Robots Will Take Over, But They Will Also Make Good Coffee
• The Ice Age is Coming, But It Will Be a Real Ice Age with Actual Ice and Such
• The Future is a Series of Repeated Iterations of Our Own Biases
• The Children of the Future Will Inherit Our Debt, But Not Our Debit Cards
• The Future is Written in a Language We Cannot Speak, But the Sandwiches Are Delicious

Disclaimer: We're not actually predicting the future, we're just writing some words and calling it a prophecy. Don't quote us on any of this, we're just trying to be funny.

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