The Gender Pay Gap Will Still Be Unsurmountable

According to our completely-not-made-up experts, the gender pay gap will still be a thing in the year 3000.

Causes:

Women will still be expected to do all the dishes.
Men will still be paid in beer and video games.
We will still be stuck in a never-ending loop of cat videos and reality TV.
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Side Effects:

Side effects of the gender pay gap may include:

Unstable relationships.
Unfulfilled expectations.
Unpaid internships.
And an endless supply of cat videos.
Unstable relationships.

Conclusion:

Don't worry, it's all going to be okay. We'll just have to accept that women will always do all the dishes, and men will always get to play more video games. It's just the way the world is designed.