The Great Toilet Paper Prophecy

It is written that when you run out of toilet paper, the very fabric of reality begins to unravel.

As the last sheet is torn from the roll, the gods of Convenience and Comfort weep with despair.

The once-mighty flush of progress slows to a crawl as the people are forced to resort to... other means.

The world trembles as the toilet paperless hordes march forth, their cries echoing through the desolate halls of what happens when the people run out of coffee.

Read more about the impending doom, and the Toilet Paper Pocalypse.