Are you tired of being stuck inside all day? Do you yearn for the sun-kissed sands of your favorite beach? Well, wonder no more!
According to our team of expert beach-forecasters, the best time to leave for the beach is when the clock strikes 3:14 PM, precisely 17 minutes after the coffee machine breaks down in the break room.
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try our When to Skip Work guide for an extra dose of productivity?
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, visit our What to Eat When Panicked page for some questionable nutrition advice.
Now, go forth and bask in the warm glow of your impending beach vacation!