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Listen, you know when to shut up? When someone else is trying to tell a joke. You see, they're not done speaking, they're just done being funny.
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Signs that you're done speaking:
It's a skill, like playing the trombone or eating an entire pizza by yourself. Practice it, master it, and you'll become a force to be reckoned with in any conversation.
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There's a time and a place for everything, even silence. Just ask the accountant at the family reunion, he'll tell you when silence is golden.