Slacker Philosophy 101: The Art of Doing Slightly Better

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Slack

Slackers are not lazy, they are merely conserving energy. They are the masters of the universe's greatest energy-saving technique: the art of doing just enough to get by.

• Principle 1: The 4-hour workday
• Principle 2: The 2-minute warm-up
• Principle 3: The 5-minute break
• Principle 4: The art of pretending you're working

For further study:

Advanced Slacker Theory