It is written in the ancient texts of Hunger and Thirst:
"When the last morsel of your snack is consumed, the Great Hunger shall descend upon thee."
And lo, it shall be so:
You shall roam the land, searching for sustenance, but finding only sorrow and despair.
Seek the ancient wisdom of the Caffeine Prophecy.
Heed the warnings of the Forgotten Meal Prophecy.
