Your Mom Will Ask You To Throw Away Your Entire Life Saving

According to ancient prophecy, your mom will one day ask you to throw away your entire life's work, including but not limited to:

• your 3D printed castle in the sky
• your prize-winning novel, "The Adventures of a Self-Taught Expert"
• your extensive collection of rare, non-replaceable, non-refundable socks
• your prized possession, the world's largest ball of twine

Don't worry, it's just her way of showing love and concern. She just wants you to live in a small, clutter-free box in the attic.

You'll never leave the house again and Your Mom Will Learn to Code Better Than You