YOUR SOCKS' PROPHETIC FUTURE

Your socks have foreseen the future. It is a bright and colorful one. In the year 3050, humanity has colonized the moon, but your socks will have already colonized the world's fashion scene.

Learn more about your socks' imperial plans Discover the secret alliance between socks and alien overlords Find out why your socks will soon have more ink than you do Join the Sock Liberation Front and fight against the tyranny of footwear

But wait, there's more! Your socks will also: