The Great Sock Heist

In 1987, a dastardly group of thieves, known as 'The Sock Snatchers,' made off with the world's most valuable collection of socks. The heist was carried out with precision, leaving behind only a cryptic note: "The Socky Empire will rise again."

Key Players

1. Sock Snatcher-in-Chief

2. Inside Man

3. Socky Mole

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