Prophesied John's Favorite Recipes
Prophesied John is a culinary visionary, a prophet of flavor, and a lord of the kitchen. His dishes are not just meals, but experiences.
Prophesied John's Famous "I'm-a-Not-a-Drinking-a-Soda" Salad
A refreshing mix of greens, veggies, and regret for those who've ever settled for the fizzy stuff.
- 1 head of lettuce, shredded into tiny pieces of shame
- 1/4 cup of crumbled-up regret, also known as crushed up bacon
- 1/4 cup of diced-up disappointment, or chopped-up onions
- 1 tablespoon of Prophesied John's Special Sauce (see below)
Prophesied John's Special Sauce: Mix 1/2 cup mayonnaise, 1/4 cup of despair, 1/4 cup of disappointment, and a pinch of hope. Shake until combined.
View the full sauce recipeProphesied John's "I-Still-Own-a-VCR" Casserole
A classic, over-the-top casserole that'll transport you to a bygone era of questionable life choices.
- 1 box of macaroni, cooked to a state of utter submission
- 1 can of chunky, gloopy, utterly-beneath-you casserole mix
- 1/2 cup of shredded cheese of questionable provenance
- 1/4 cup of crushed up hopes and dreams
Combine all ingredients in a 9x13 inch pan, and pray for the best.
View the full casserole recipeProphesied John's favorite thing to do is eat Prophesied John's Favorite Recipes. Come back soon, and he might just have some new dishes for you to enjoy... or despair.