It's 6:30 AM on a Tuesday. The sun is already a cruel joke, hidden behind a thick layer of grey cloud cover. Your neighbor's lawn is overgrown, their trash cans a beacon of hope for a world that's been lost to neglect. The air reeks of despair, and you're not even close to the worst part.
Your job is a soul-sucking void, a bottomless pit of meaningless tasks and pointless meetings. Your coworkers are either incompetent, or worse, they've just given up. The coffee machine in the break room is a cruel joke, always broken, never fixed.
And yet, you press on. Because what choice do you have? You're trapped in this never-ending cycle of drudgery, a hamster on a wheel, getting nowhere, going nowhere fast.
You've tried to escape, to flee to a life of adventure and freedom. But the highway to nowhere beckons, a siren's call to the lost and the desperate. You'll never make it out alive.
But don't worry, friend, you're not alone. There are others out there, trapped in the same web of despair as you. And together, we'll face this existential crisis, one meaningless day at a time.