Time Loop Protectors

Welcome to Time Loop Protectors, your premier destination for insurance options in a world where time is relative.

Insurance prophets

• Chrono-Disaster Insurance - Protect yourself against temporal catastrophes.
• Time Travel Liability Insurance - Coverage for when you accidentally visit ancient Egypt during a work meeting.
• Temporal Identity Theft Insurance - Protect your digital existence from chrono-merging.

Or perhaps you're looking for something a bit more... exotic?

Exotic Insurance Options

• Parallel Universe Umbrella - Coverage for when your parallel selves start causing trouble.
• Time-Swap Swap Insurance - Protect against the consequences of temporal switching.
• Temporal Relocation Insurance - Coverage for when you get stuck in a time loop.

Don't forget to also read our Insurance Brochure for more information on our services.