Welcome to Totalitarian Training: Level 1: Sector 1: Land of the Unyielding Ovens!

Welcome, aspiring Totalitarian-in-Training! In this sector, you will learn the art of baking the perfect loaf of bread while crushing the spirits of your fellow citizens.

Today's lesson: Oven Etiquette.

Read the official guide to learn how to handle even the most delicate of breads without breaking a sweat.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try your hand at our Oven Etiquette Challenge and see if you can impress the Great Bread Dictator herself!

oven etiquette = 1. Don't touch the bread.
2. Don't talk to the bread.
3. Don't look at the bread.
4. Don't even think about the bread.
5. Repeat steps 1-4 for 500 years.

Remember, failure to follow these simple rules will result in a visit from the Bread Gestapo.

Click for more information on Advanced Ovens.