As you have arrived at this esteemed institution, you must be prepared to confront the Unanswerable. A question so profound, so enigmatic, that even the wisest scholars have been stumped.
We, at Prophesied Answers, have taken the liberty of predicting your future. Or, at least, we've predicted our prediction of your future. It's all very meta, we assure you.
Consult our Fortunes ToldPlease note that the Unanswerable is, well, Unanswerable. Any answers provided are merely for entertainment purposes. We're not responsible for any existential dread, anxiety, or spontaneous combustion caused by our responses. That's just you.