The Unanswerable: A Prophesied Response

As you have arrived at this esteemed institution, you must be prepared to confront the Unanswerable. A question so profound, so enigmatic, that even the wisest scholars have been stumped.

Why Bother Asking?Why, indeed, would one bother with the Unanswerable? Perhaps you seek validation of your existential crises? Or maybe you're simply searching for a reason to exist? Whatever your motivation, rest assured that the Unanswerable will not disappoint. It will, in fact, leave you more bewildered than enlightened.

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Prophesied Predictions

We, at Prophesied Answers, have taken the liberty of predicting your future. Or, at least, we've predicted our prediction of your future. It's all very meta, we assure you.

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Disclaimer

Please note that the Unanswerable is, well, Unanswerable. Any answers provided are merely for entertainment purposes. We're not responsible for any existential dread, anxiety, or spontaneous combustion caused by our responses. That's just you.