Well, it's not just about the cat food. It's about the cat overlords.
As you know, cats have been secretly manipulating our food supplies for years, and now they've gone full-blown feline fascist.
The cats have taken over the production facilities, hoarding all the catnip and salmon-flavored kibble for themselves.
Humans are forced to subsist on a diet of plain crackers and tap water, while the cats lounge on their plush thrones, judging us with an air of superiority.
But don't worry, we've heard rumors of a resistance movement, the Feline-Free Food Front (FFF). Led by a brave group of cat-hating hipsters, they seek to reclaim our right to snack on actual food, not just that weird stuff we call "cat food."
Join the FFF today and fight for your right to eat a real meal without the judgmental gaze of a furry overlord! Learn more
Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, try the Overlord Squad, where the cats are secretly in charge, and you can just eat the cat food, but with a side of existential dread.