Welcome to the Prophesies, a realm of questionable wisdom and dubious foresight. We specialize in delivering the most unlikely, the most absurd, and the most completely-made-up prophesies you'll ever lay eyes on.
Peruse our latest collection of prophesies, carefully curated from the depths of our vast repository of unproven and highly suspect predictions:
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