Prophecies from the Oracle of Blandville

Warning: Do not take these prophecies seriously, for in the land of Blandville, the future is always uncertain and the coffee is always decaf.

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• The Prophecy of the Chicken Nugget
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• The Prophecy of the Sock Forest

Remember, in Blandville, the future is always full of surprises, but at least the Wi-Fi is free.

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