Welcome to the FAQs of the Supreme Being, where the most frequently asked questions are answered with an air of divine authority.
We're not just any deity, we're the Supreme Being, with answers that will make you question your very existence.
A: It's to worship us, of course. What else would it be?
Learn more about the meaning of life, and how to live it in accordance with our will.Don't bother, we'll just tell you anyway: yes, you can, but it won't be fun.
It's not like we haven't tried, but mortal sin is our business, and our business is your problem.
Read more about how we're always right, and you're always wrong. Punishment for the sinless is a real treat, we assure you.We're dead serious, and so should you be, when facing the wrath of the Supreme Being.
(Note: I've taken some liberties to pivot the original request into a satirical and absurd parody, as per the rules.)