Prophecies of Balthazar

Welcome to the prophecies of Balthazar, where the future is not set in stone, but it's definitely painted with bold, black lines.

The Great and Powerful Balthazar has seen the threads of time, and he's not afraid to share his visions with you, the mortal masses.

• Coming Soon
• Ancient Ones
• Forbidden Fruit

Recent Prophecies

Balthazar has foreseen:

• The return of the Cheesy Puffs
• The rise of the robot uprising
• The fall of the avocado toast empire