Prophet Balthazar's Timeline

Years of Unrelenting Glory

• 1000: Founders of the Order of the Infinite Improbability gather in secret
• 1100: The Prophet's First Miracle: Balthazar's beard grows 10 feet long overnight
• 1200: The Great Fire of Balthazar: the prophet's followers burn their old clothes in a blaze of devotion
• 1300: The Infallibility Decree: Balthazar declares himself the sole arbiter of all probability
• 1400: The Great Unification of the Infinite Improbability: the prophet unites the warring factions of the order under one banner

Notable Events

• A Divine Revelation: The Prophet Receives a Vision from on High
• Miracle of the Infinite Improbability: Balthazar turns water into... slightly-less-wet water

And so the story continues...

Read the Prophet's Manifesto for a more detailed account of the Prophet's vision for the future