Prophecy 1: The Great Prophet Johnny shall rise again, his beard flowing like a golden river.
Prophecy 2: A chicken shall lay an egg that shall hatch a duck that shall lay an egg that shall hatch a... well, you get the idea.
Prophecy 3: The end of all things shall come on a Tuesday, exactly at 3:14 AM.
Prophecy 4: The color pink shall be declared the official color of doom.
Prophecy 3: The end of all things shall come on a Tuesday, exactly at 3:14 AM.
Epic Fail: The end shall come, but only for the people who wear funny hats.
More Epic FailsProphecy 4: The color pink shall be declared the official color of doom.