Are you tired of being a slave to the whims of the refrigerator? Do you yearn for a life of culinary freedom where the only thing that's predictable is tomorrow's leftovers? Look no further than the Turkey Technique.
It's simple: every Thursday night, you cook a bird. Any bird. Doesn't matter which one. Just pick one, toss it in the oven, and let the magic begin.
But that's not all. Oh no. For the true master of the Turkey Technique, there's more.
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