Prophet Johnny had a revelation. He realized that the world needed more disco, more cheese, and more of him. He set off to fulfill this destiny.
He spent the year 2000 perfecting his platform shoes and practicing his falsetto. Little did he know that the world was ready for a hero like him.
Want to see more of Johnny's journey? Check out the next page for the thrilling tale of his rise to fame!
Or, if you're feeling brave, head over to the secret diaries of Prophet Johnny for some truly scandalous behind-the-scenes gossip.