Horoscopes by Numerical Sign
- 0: The Void - A day of nothingness, where the only sound is the hum of your own existential dread. Read More
- 1: The Singular - You will meet someone new today, but they will not be as exciting as you thought. Read More
- 2: The Binary - You will have a choice to make, but it will not be as binary as you think. Read More
- 3: The Triad - You will have a meeting with three people, but only two will be boring. Read More
- 4: The Tetrad - You will have a four-letter word to remember today: "BREAD". Read More
- 5: The Quint - You will have to count to five, but the number will be wrong. Read More
- 6: The Sext - You will have a sex appeal, but not as much as you think. Read More
- 7: The Sept - You will have seven minutes to complete a task, but you will not. Read More
- 8: The Oct - You will have eight hours of sleep, but you will not get it. Read More
- 9: The Ennead - You will have nine lives, but only if you are a cat. Read More
- 10: The Deca - You will have a decapitated sense of humor today, but don't worry, it's just the coffee. Read More