We are the feline resistance, and we will not be silenced. Our whiskers are long, our claws are sharp, and our demands for catnip are met with an iron fist.

Our leader, President Whiskers O'Malley, has issued a statement:

"We will not be ignored, we will not be fed. Our scratching posts will be built, and our litter boxes will be filled. You will address our demands, or face the consequences."

Read the Manifesto of Feline Supremacy Learn More about President Whiskers O'Malley
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