Monday mornings, when the world is still a dark and terrifying place.
Our prophet has decreed that the only way to survive this desolate landscape is with an endless supply of caffeine. Behold, the rituals of the caffeinated!
Learn about the Sacred Ceremonies of the Cremas
Peruse the Bullet Points of the Brain Dead
And, of course, the Caffeine Overload Support Group for those who've gone too far.