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Today's topic: Tactics for surviving the coming apocalypse.
You know what they say: "Hope for the best, plan for the worst." In our case, the worst is coming for us all.
So, have you considered building an apocalypse-proof bunker? Because, let's face it, it's not just about the bombs, it's about the panicked shoppers that will inevitably descend upon you.