Time Traveling Tips for the Modern Prophet of the Apocalypse

Warning: Time travel can be hazardous to your sanity and wardrobe. Wear sensible shoes.

Tip 1: Avoid the Prequel Blues

Dude, do not go back to the 2000s. Trust us, the flip phones are not worth it.

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Tip 2: Don't Eat the Cheese