About Prophet Registry
Welcome, mortal! We're the Prophet Registry, the ultimate authority on all things prophetic. Our team of expert prophets has been predicting the future since the dawn of time (or at least since last Thursday). Our prophets are the prophets you can trust, with a 99.9% accuracy rate (the 0.1% being a minor glitch in our database). We're here to guide you through the twists and turns of life, one prophecy at a time.
Meet our team:
- Chief Prophet (aka "The Oracle")
- Prophet of Doom (aka "The Cynic")
- Prophet of Truth (aka "The Realist")
- Prophet of Unrelentless Optimism (aka "The Pollyanna")
Our services: