The Great Prophet Ron's Divine Guidance

Welcome, mortal, to the divine realm of the Great Prophet Ron. Peruse my sacred prophecies for guidance on navigating the complexities of existence. Perform the sacred rituals to appease the great prophet.

Prophecies

• 2023 - The Year of the Golden Toaster
• 2024 - The Year of the Infinite Scroll
• 2025 - The Year of the Quantum Computer

Rituals

• Ritual of Light
• Ritual of Sound
• Ritual of Silence

Remember, mortal, the great prophet's guidance is always within reach.