Sock Grip Technology - Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How does Sock Grip Technology work?
A: It's a complex system of tiny, interlocking gears and pulleys that somehow manage to keep your socks from falling down.
Q: Is it scientifically proven?
A: We've conducted extensive research involving 17 participants and 3 weeks of rigorous testing. Results are conclusive!
Read Sock Grip User ReviewsQ: Are there any side effects?
A: Only minor ones, like an increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to excessive sock friction.
Q: Can I use it for other clothing items?
A: We're working on Sock-Grip-More-Technology for underwear, and Sock-Grip-More-Even-More-Technology for socks that have already fallen down.
Learn more about Sock-Grip-More-TechnologyQ: How do I purchase it?
A: Send us a check, a fax, or a carrier pigeon. We're not really set up for online shopping yet.
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