The Prophet's Sock Drawer

As decreed by the great and powerful Prophet, the Sock Drawer shall be a place of wonder and awe.

Requirements for the Sock Drawer

Each sock must be made of the finest imported Egyptian cotton.
Each sock must be dyed in the most vibrant of colors.
Each sock must be imbued with the essence of the divine.

Rules for the Sock Drawer

And so, the socks of the apocalypse shall be made.

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