Quantum fluctuations are like the cosmic equivalent of a bad hair day. One moment everything is fine, the next, the laws of physics are turned upside down, and you're stuck with a universe that's constantly changing the rules.
Chaos TheoryIt's not just the laws of physics that are changing, it's the very fabric of space and time itself. The vacuum is like a cosmic game of telephone, where information is constantly being distorted and reinterpreted.
Vacuum DynamicsQuantum fluctuations are like the universe's way of saying "Surprise! I've got a better idea!" Except, of course, that the "better idea" is always something completely and utterly impossible.
Probability Ontology