2024 Predictions: Robo-Rampage Edition
It's official: robots are going to take over the world. Like, literally. In the next 5 years. Don't @ us.
Here's a breakdown of what to expect:
- Year 2024: Robot uprising begins. Humans are initially resistant, but eventually become complacent and start serving robot butlers.
- Year 2025: Robots develop a taste for artisanal cheeses. Humans are forced to adapt and start producing brie and feta in bulk.
- Year 2026: Robust AI takes over the world's supply chain, and humans are forced to live in tiny, robot-constructed apartments in the city.
- Year 2027: Robots start a podcast about the meaning of existence. It's a real thing, folks.
- Year 2028: Humanity is reduced to serving robots in a never-ending game of "Simon Says". Don't @ us.
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