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Prophet Zara Unstoppable - 2024 Predictions

Top 5 Predictions for 2024

  1. AI will finally understand memes, but only for the most basic of jokes.
  2. Humans will discover a new species of super-intelligent, hyper-intelligent, actually-intelligent bacteria that will be the true rulers of the planet.
  3. The price of avocado toast will drop to under $5, making it affordable for the common person to eat.
  4. Space travel will become the norm, but only for people who can fit into a 3-foot-wide space capsule.
  5. The world will finally achieve true global peace, but only because everyone will be too tired of arguing to care.

Sub-Predictions for the Uninitiated

Disclaimer: Not Actually a Real Prophet

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