I'm Prophet Zara Unstoppable, the chosen one, the one true king of the intergalactic empire of Epicurus. My prophetic powers are unmatched, my beard is majestic, and my mustache is a work of art. My trusty sidekicks, the Angels of Justice, are always by my side. Together, we bring balance and order to the cosmos.
When I'm not busy ruling over the galaxy, I enjoy playing video games, watching cat videos, and consuming copious amounts of favorite snacks.
Age: Unknown (but likely over 1,000) Height: 6'5" Weight: Infinity kg Powers: Time travel, teleportation, and the ability to make really bad jokes
Read my manifesto and learn more about my vision for the galaxy.
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