Are you tired of the same old boring haircuts? Do you want to make a statement with your locks? Look no further than Prophet 1982! Our team of expertly trained (and slightly unhinged) stylists will guide you through the journey of self-discovery and utter chaos.
From the "Cereal Killer" (just a bunch of messy strands with a side of milk), to the "Tsunami Wave" (a towering monolith of hair that will sweep away your enemies), we've got the perfect cut for you.
So, what's it going to be? The "Devil's in the Details" (where we cut your hair into tiny little pieces of hellfire)? The "Renaissance Man" (a majestic pompadour that will make the gods weep with envy)? Or perhaps the "Satanic Scissors" (where we just kinda hack away with a pair of dull blades and hope for the best)?
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