1982 Locust Forecast

The year of the Locusts was upon us!

According to our ancient, yet totally-not-accurate, prophecy, today you can expect:

• Locusts to descend upon your crops and devour them whole.
• Your neighbor's cat to get loose in the neighborhood and cause chaos.
• The local diner to run out of its famous 'Locust-Special' breakfast cereal.

But don't worry, it's not all bad! There's a 50% chance of sunshine and a 100% chance of your neighbors trying to sell you a timeshare in a failing theme park.

Stay tuned for updates from the Prophet's Locust Forecast team!

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