2023: the year where the apocalypse finally made sense. Where the only thing more plentiful than despair is the number of people who still haven't given up on humanity yet.
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Reports are emerging of a massive fire in the skies above the city, caused by a rogue flock of flamingos wearing tiny backpacks.
Meanwhile, in other news, the world has officially run out of toilet paper, and the price of avocado toast has reached an all-time high.
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