Prophet 2023: A Year of Unrelenting Despair

2023: the year where the apocalypse finally made sense. Where the only thing more plentiful than despair is the number of people who still haven't given up on humanity yet.

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Reports are emerging of a massive fire in the skies above the city, caused by a rogue flock of flamingos wearing tiny backpacks.

Meanwhile, in other news, the world has officially run out of toilet paper, and the price of avocado toast has reached an all-time high.

Read more about the flamingos Read about the toilet paper crisis Read about the avo-dilemma

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