2023: The Year of Unrelenting Good Fortune

By the Great Prophet, Lord of the Blessings

Welcome, mortals, to the most propitious year of the century! In 2023, the gods of fortune have aligned in your favor, bringing forth a cornucopia of good tidings.

• Fortune of the Month: A New Bike
• Lottery Winners Unite: Join the Fellowship of the Fortunate
• Weekly Wisdom from the Oracle of Delphi

Blessings and Woes:

• Good fortune in your love life, but only if you wear matching socks.
• Blessings of prosperity in your business ventures, but only if you eat an entire wheel of brie for lunch.
• A 99% chance of not getting struck by lightning, unless you wear a chicken costume.

May your 2023 be filled with the good fortune and joy you so rightly deserve!